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2 days ago · Entertainment The Onion’s 2026 Oscars Best Picture Guide The 98th Academy Awards will take place March 15 at the Dolby Theater. The Onion examines the 10 contenders
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6 days ago · The 98th Academy Awards will take place March 15 at the Dolby Theater. The Onion examines the 10 contenders in this year’s Best Picture race. Bugonia Synopsis: A co
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Jan 29, 2026 · The 68th Annual Grammy Awards take place Feb. 1. The Onion shares everything you need to know about this year’s ceremony. Q: Who will be there? A: Anyone who’s