I think "crap" or maybe "crud" are probably your best options for family-friendly but still slightly vulgar-feeling.

May 27, 2017 — I procrastinate. In fact, I procrastinate an awful lot. I procrastinate...but I manage my time quite well, which is why I can procrastinate.

is apparently family friendly. Oh crap. Just had a very awkward hour trying to be on my best behaviour and not make small children cry.

This behavior is based on societal norms, familial expectations, cultural values, enmeshment and a lack of differentiation.

Not trying to be this person but please teach your kids to respect public places.. this parks already crap but it goes downhill when you ...

Aug 29, 2022 — Seasons 1 to 3 seem kid-friendly now (I agree) but it really wasn't until Season 4 when The Simpsons took the more adult/offensive/explicit end ...

Apr 29, 2025 — Don't Poop Yourself is "Code Brown" strategic sabotage game where players try to make opponents have an unauthorized evacuation while avoiding ...

Have a reading marathon. · Write stories together. · Play soccer. · Paint or draw together. · Create a fort in your living room out of blankets or cardboard boxes.

May 22, 2025 — Would you rather have a food fight with your family or a water balloon fight? Would you rather be invisible at your sibling's wedding or not be ...

Feb 24, 2021 — I asked yesterday on my twitter and Facebook pages if people could tell me their best jokes for primary aged children.

Why you shouldn't freak out if your kid curses, what you should do instead, and why I stand by my use of the word "asshole."

Nov 1, 2011 — You can say "shit" at home if you want, just don't say it at school. My partner added something along the lines of some people thinking that it is rude.

Jun 10, 2024 — We curated a list of 100 Never Have I Ever questions for kids and families. That way, you can share this fun game with your kids in an age-appropriate way.